STORY

Oh no, it's Joe!

Why did you ever accept that insanely high-interest loan from Six-Toe Joe and his band of thugs?! Now it's time to pay up, but we never got any return on our investment!

We're gonna need to enter Pedro E. Cure's Annual Race For $$$ in order to scrounge-up enough money to keep our toes-intact!

FEATURES

*You should know I could have called this section 'FEEET-URES', but I have some dignity left.*

STORY MODE
The bread and butter of FEEET! Experience the tale that the Inconceivable Cube considers the best story ever told in all realities!

• Beautifully orchestrated narrative that is sure to leave you thinking.
  
• 17 Hand-crafted pipe levels tested and optimized for speed-potential!
  
• Beat the par times for each level to get your foot's name on the score board!
  
• Watch-out for Six-Toe Joe as you race your way to greatness!

ENDLESS MODE
Beat all the par-times in story mode? Looking for more FEEET content? Try out Endless Mode and see how far you get!

• Only ends when you die!
  
• How far can you take it? Are you able to get a medal or two?
  
• Play FEEET forever!

CUSTOMIZATION
Every foot is unique!

• Name your foot-racer!
  
• Unlock and equip awesome cosmetic items!

THE GALLERY
What is this mysterious menu option? What if you accomplish all the goals listed here...?