A quirky, self-aware, fourth-wall-breaking visual novel with multiple paths, many endings (some paths MUCH shorter than others, where one wrong move leads to an an untimely demise!)

Meet a time-bending witch. Befriend a mysterious, eccentric, yet disarmingly cute artist. Push the boundaries of possibilities with humour that doesn't conform to reality.

A few examples of possible adventures:

- Irritate a character so much that they explode
- Unlock a playable dinosaur character and eat characters instead of talking to them
- Inadvertently break the logic of the universe and cause an essential main character to burst into flames
- Set up a water park and become rich, before continuing on your adventure
- Hugely misinterpret a line in the game's dialogue and discuss it with the game's backstage crew to resolve it
- Get thrown by a tree on its (alleged) birthday

...and more!



Can you unlock a dozen or so endings and save yourself from eternal servitude at the hands of the evil time-bending cookie witch? Let's hope so!