Welcome to Trade Route 45, Pitstop H; a remote, dumping ground planet, we hope you enjoy your stay.
While here why not enjoy the numerous perks this planet has to offer, including:

Roving bands of defective but deadly robots.
A sprawling web of interconnected paths to explore.
Powerful artefacts that expand your combat and traversal capabilities.
Challenging rooms to test your dexterity and agility.
Colourful locals to meet that are only slightly decrepit.
An oppressive overlord and his subordinates, all highly willing to engage you in battle.
A lack of humans, like a weirdly absolute lack of any human life.