I'll be honest there's a lot I'm leaving out. It's one of those games where you're better off playing it knowing as little as possible. You can trust me, I didn't make the game, I'm Micky Monkey Business, an independent third-party adviser!

Great Features

• An adventure RPG with musical characters, moral choices and multiple endings!

• Music based puzzles and platforming!

• Great rhythm based enemy encounters with no repeats!

• Enjoy a world where all music is diegetic!

• Learn what diegetic means!

• Difficulty options ranging from Hard to Nigel Mode (my Dad (named Nigel (by his parents))) didn't like losing video games, so you'll never lose in Nigel Mode!

• Arguably funny!

• Created by just one developer over a period of 8 long years!

Okay Features

• Start menu

• Pause menu (works)

• Known price-tag

Bad Features

• Constipation.

• Diarrhea.

• Insomnia.

• Drowsiness.

• Dry mouth.

• Wet mouth