Help the ungrateful, feel the indifference and play minigames.
Take control of Mark England, a celebrity with a few screws loose, and go on a search for his missing firewire cables. Guide him through London, Ontario as you meet the residents, collect items and take on challenges.

FEATURES

Side-Scrolling 2d with unique visuals
Featuring weird looking art, hand drawn animation and an ambient score for when you truly want to be left alone.

Minimalistic User Interface
Simple and accessible controls help keep you focused and immersed in the surrealist city of London, Ontario.

Carefully handmade
No NFTs, AI-generated bullshit or asset flip guarantee! I'd buy that for a dollar!


A game made by ROM and JIM.
Disclaimer: All characters and events in this video game – even those based on real people – are fictional.