GOBLR is a bite-sized dating sim about dating one of three absolutely disastrous goblins. (or all of them, I'm not your mom) Go on dates! Make choices! (not good ones) Have a bad time! GOBLR: Goblin Date Night Simulator is a dating sim for the modern era, where you can live out the nightmare date of your dreams. Commit vandalism, go dumpster diving, get punched in the face, summon a long sealed away demon, and find romance. (or something kinda close to it. Maybe.)

FEATURES

• No less than THREE whole goblins for your dating displeasure
  
• Dynamic narrative choices
  
• Multiple unpleasant endings
  
• Uncomfortably personal conversations
  
• Unresolved emotional issues

Content warning: Contains open discussion of drugs, criminal acts, and mental health. Also, goblins.