Palesuckers is a 2.5D metroidvania game that tells the story of the very first vampire and how he came to become the "Lord of Satan" in this 1700th century Scotland countryside. We follow a Scottish pict as he tries to figure out who he is and why he woke up with a growth on his neck, naked, in an old run down crannog. If things weren't already confusing, he must slog through a horde of demons, ghouls, and zombies.

FEATURES

• cut-out storybook style!
  
• hours and hours of gameplay!
  
• dozens of mythical creatures to fight!
  
• powers to obtain!
  
• zombies, ghosts, monsters!
  
• rats!

• RATS!!!