Have you ever wondered what it'd be like to go speed dating behind enemy lines, while making an unconscionable amount of wolf puns? Never once considered anything like that? Do most people not think about stuff like that?

Welcome to the first ever survival game about small talk, where you'll literally live or die by your own words. Navigate a darkly comedic world full of tragic, man-eating wolves using nothing but your own voice to push the action forwards.

This game uses a unique artificial intelligence system to let you improvise your way through a carefully handwritten story.

You play as Arnold, one of only a few humans left after the gruesome wolf invasion. Your mission? To infiltrate wolf speed dating, make wolf small talk and rescue the human they've got trapped in the kitchen before any wolves discover your true identity!

Talk spices with Chef Wolf, drink Mai Tails with Casino Wolf, and lift weights with Swolf. Help Virginia Wolf write her book. Tell Paranoid Wolf that no, humans are not hiding in wolf costumes, he's wrong about that, and he should probably start thinking about moving out of his mother's basement too. And there's a lot more speed dating wolves than that.

This is a game full of twists and turns, hairballs, a narrative with extensive branching paths, unique storylines and endings for each wolf, and even more hairballs. There's a lot of hairballs. Wolves shed a lot.

Features

• 9 speed dating wolves, each with their own side story
  
• Say absolutely anything you want!
  
• A hefty amount of unique endings
  
• Use wolves to your advantage by pitting them against each other
  
• Hand-drawn art by Simon Gibson Penrose, backgrounds by June Prado
  
• Original wolf-jazz soundtrack by Hot Damn Scandal
  
• There's a wolf with a spray tan
  
• Mythical wolf legends that can be uncovered