Once upon a time, there was a world… Not our world, but a world out there called Eko. In this so-called Eko, orcs, humans, and elves lived in peace—no drama, no fights in bank lines, you know? But peace never lasts… From the center of the planet, a bunch of fanatic ruminants with nothing else to do but piss the others off suddenly shows up, wrecking everything in their way.

That said, once upon a time there was Ulton Gograk, a chill orc who lived peacefully with his love and his sandwich (yes, sandwich) until evil cows kidnapped his beloved, threw Ulton in jail, and worst of all, STOLE HIS SANDWICH! Fueled by love, hunger, and sheer motivation, Ulton becomes Eko’s greatest hope for freedom. With strength, courage, and unique skills only a growling stomach can provide, he will embark on an epic journey to defeat Commander Maximus and take back everything that was taken from him. This is Ulton’s Quest!

• Play as Ulton! A hero without abs, without a gym membership, and no patience for the enemies!

• Explore handcrafted stages, pixel by pixel!

• Overcome obstacles, jump to glory and find hidden places and items, but watch out for traps!

• Give your enemies a taste of their own medicine! Make their weapons yours!

• Evil bosses that remind you a lot of that supervisor from your last job!

• Punch Evil cows!

• No deep plot. Reach the end, kill the villain, and save your love—simple as that!

Don’t leave Ulton hanging, come on (it’d be kinda cruel if you did…). Help Ulton take down the lazy bum Commander Maximus Taurus and beat the crap out of him and his cronies. Save your world, save your love, save your sandwich!