PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT: The Ministry of Propaganda has seized control of this publication. We strongly advice you against buying this game. The gameplay mechanics are spot on for a quick, intense and wildly addictive top-down, dual stick shooter experience that kept our troll army playing it for hours on end. But the overarching theme of the game is morally corrupt and has absolutely no anchor in reality. There is no dissatisfaction with The Regime. All subjects are happy. The developer is being detained in our Special Persuasion Facility and expected to make a public appearance confirming this very soon. We suggest you go back to your daily chores and forget you ever came upon this page. We trust you to not buy this game - but if you do, we will find you. Have a nice day.

**** UPDATE ****

Hi, the developer here. I bribed my guards for a few moments of screen time. Morale is low here in the Special Persuasion Facility. If you like the game please leave a review. That would help boost morale and also earn me a bit of money for bribing guards and possibly be able to implement a few of the features I was working on when being picked up by the security forces, for example:

• More Bosses
  
• Multiplayer co-op couch play
  
• More maps
  
• Steam achievements
  
• Steam remote multiplayer couch play

If you don't like the game you can always request a refund. I am sure you need the money more than me, here in government detainment. Got to go! Off to an aqua-electro interrogation session...