ULTIMATE TOOL ASSISTED BULLSHITTING KEYBOARD DESTRUCTION RHYTHM GAME

Experience the thrill of egregiously cheating at an extremely hard 8 button rhythm game! Worried about hitting the right button? Any key on the same half of your keyboard will do. Unbelievably fast streams? Just hit them as chords, it's fine. GODHAND takes care of all that pesky "thinking" so you can concentrate on the important stuff: rapidly smashing your keyboard like a crazed gorilla.

But of course, there have to be limits to such overpowered abilities. Too many inputs will fill up the heat gauge, which *checks notes* vastly increases your score...? Who came up with this??

(if you destroy your keyboard in the game, you destroy your keyboard in real life.)