Become the master of car parkour! Tails Noir: Rebel Rush is a speedrunning precision platformer where you speed through a flooded vision of Vancouver, jumping on buildings, inventing crazy shortcuts, in an effort to become the fastest driver in the city!




Push the pedal to the metal, hit those green boost panels and dash through the air with the whooshing sound! Complete the main path and immediately learn that the game has just begun!




Study the layouts of the twisted levels and figure out how to complete them faster! Find the hearts that will guide you to secrets and hidden paths, and invent your own crazy shortcuts to beat the global leaderboard (and your friends!!!)




Master the chaos that surrounds you! Fall off the road because of one stupid mistake, scream elegantly, and get back on track like nothing happened!




Remember: walls are for those who can be stopped by them. So go ahead, break some stuff, pave new roads, and have fun causing chaos in a world full of cops!




Did you know that there is a Chandelier in Vancouver that costs $4.8 MILLION dollars? And apparently it’s a piece of “public art” that just spins slowly in purple lights? Imagine how much better the world could have been if that money had been put towards– Ah, just break it already!

• A cool car controller
  
• Multiple unlockable cars
  
• Hunky himbos that give you special powers
  
• Tails Noir vibes at 200 km/h (feat. Clarissa Bloodworth)
  
• 20 twisted levels of secret shortcuts, police barricades and mayhem
  
• One especially long and crazy level that will test your skills and will make you feel every emotion all at once
  
• 5-8 hours of gameplay
  
• Breakcore & drum and bass soundtrack full of bangers
  
• A good steering wheel that doesn't fly off while you're driving

Did we just place a ball in the game and now we run around saying that there is a single-player football minigame? Is this even legal??? HAHA, IDK!!!!



And, yeah, there are some beautiful sunsets, thrilling death loops wrapped around flying skyscrapers, and tears of joy and overcoming. You’ll probably grow a little and learn a thing or two about yourself. Now, if that’s the type of fun that appeals to you…