Greetings, employee.

We noticed your performance has decreased by 12.4547294329843897298743298%.
As you know, our company prides itself in efficiency, technology and safety, in that order.
To improve morale, we will provide you with a special series of audio-based stimuli which the marketing department has named (low-pitched voice) “VERTIGROWL OST”.

VERTIGROWL OST consists of soothing-but-eerie ambient tracks created by slowing down and distorting the sounds of multiple wind instruments.

We hope these noises can give you a wonderful feeling of relaxing horror.

Now get back to work.