"Unauthorized protective equipment constitutes obstruction of suffering. Regulation requires unmitigated harm."

Jenny Jeungman's little town buckles under bureaucracy and post-lapinist architecture more aligned with the tastes of demons than rabbits. Now she's caught in a system that rewrites reality and it's up to HER (you) to stop this lunacy!

Say hi, Jenny!
Die.

GAMEPLAY​

Put on your HAT, swing your bat and steal every gun you see. Fight demons, ghosts, salarymen, and bureaucracy itself in this manic hat-and-bat twin-stick shooter. If it breathes, it breaks.

Every weapon is yours, the only the limit is your two opposable thumbs: Pistols, shotguns, chainsaws, grenade launchers, mine layers, flamethrowers, and who knows what else!

ENEMIES​

Dozens and dozens of things trying to kill you from all walks of life and in all shapes and forms. Honestly I'm creeped out by how fine most of them are living under a demonic directorate, but the ghosts are pretty spooky too!

- Sardine Salarymen filling your suffering in triplicate.

- Skating Punk Skunks who shred rails and crack skulls just as hard as you do.

- Tonguey Ghosts that lick you senseless and possess all items of affection.

- Infernal Express, a flaming train powered by demonic anger and the anxiety of missed schedules.

And plenty more, the Office of Hostile Affairs has... unlimited budget.

LEVELS​

Blast through levels in the underworld brutalism of the Current Network subway, the deranged wilds of Steelwood Sticks and... THERE WILL BE MORE!

Each level can be replayed under kafkaesque Edicts - tribunal rules that twist reality, like making enemies explode, doubling projectiles or even making it rain indoors.

Push into Jenny’s world not by grinding resources, but by getting good.

ART & MUSIC​

Every pixel, every note crafted by Impossible Things who call themselves humans, using enigmatic tools known as hands, eyes and at least one functional ear, a fleshy ebb and flow that no mere words can capture.

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