Do you trust the cards? You shouldn't. In Definitely Not Addictive, you'll scheme, shuffle, and struggle through a darkly comedic world. Manipulate your luck with powerful items, craft devious strategies, and face off against colorful characters who don't always have your best interests at heart.

Jack Misery - your enemy (or best friend?)

Challenge Jack Misery's twisted deals, dodge The Travelling Salesman's insults, and decode The Old Woman's cryptic guidance—your salvation or undoing hangs in the balance.

This is not just a game about drawing cards. It’s about the decisions you make, the consequences you face, and the lengths you’ll go to for one more chance at winning Jack in one of his mini-games.

What You Can Do:

• Forge powerful deck combinations in this grim satirical roguelike

• Exploit cigarettes, charms, and drinks to bend luck in your favor

• Unravel a twisted narrative where your choices echo through each run

• Master an atmosphere that evolves with your growing addiction