Hey, you. You're finally awake. It's time to get up, put on your clothes, eat a bowl of sugary cereal, head out the door. You've just started working at the nearest DESTROYER BURGER, America's favorite fast food restaurant.

• Juggle multiple customers, learn meal combinations and kick out the most troublesome patrons.

• Keep your stocks high: prepare fries in advance, always fill up the grill, and be ready for anything.

• Relax, the worst is yet to come. Struggle through the intensive rush hours when people fill up your little restaurant.

• Customize your playthrough with over 30 different perks that improve your abilities to create meals from frozen slop.

• Buy affordable crappy Norwegian furniture to stave off the inevitable existential crisis of working in fast food.

• Kill the pain with various medical supplies to improve your chances at victory.

• Features a replayable main campaign with multiple endings.

• Also included: an advanced longer campaign and a randomizer mode.

• There's also a super-secret ending which you won't even know to look for unless you read this description ;3

• Includes 3D acceleration technology (warning: requires a GPU).

• Save your progress with a revolutionary new feature called “save your game”.

• Be able to quit the game without pressing Alt+F4.

• Possibly the only game on Steam that has earnable achievements (we didn't check).