😼 LOOKING FOR WAIFU

You’re a lonely cat. You want a waifu. You will climb anything to get one.

Welcome to the most cursed platformer ever made by a totally unemployed guy with too much free time and emotional damage. This isn’t just a game. It’s a lifestyle. It’s pain. It’s LOOKING FOR WAIFU.

💗You climb for love.

You fall for content.
You play because you hate yourself.

LOOKING FOR WAIFU — coming soon to ruin your day.

🧱 What is this nonsense?

• 🧍‍♂️ You’re a weird puffy cat.

• 📦 The world is stacked with random trash from the internet.

• 💔 You fall once = cry.

• 🤡 You fall twice = uninstall.

• 🧎 You climb for hours… to simp for anime girls that don’t even know you exist.

  🔥 Features (probably):

  • 🚫 No checkpoints, no saves, just pure suffering.

  • 🧠 Physics that feel like they were coded by a raccoon on Red Bull.

  • 🐈 Cute cat. Dripless. Desperate.

  • 🗿 Anime statues, toilets in the sky, spinning fans, and emotional trauma.

  • 🎙️ Mocking voice lines to destroy your self-esteem.

  • 🚀 Go to space. Or don’t. Probably won’t even make it past the vending machine.

    ⚠️ WARNING:

    • May cause rage, regret, and spontaneous uninstall.

    • Contains 0 actual waifus. Still better love story than your last situationship.