Utopia is here. You're not impressed.

Future? No Thanks! is a narrative-driven, open-world adventure set in an ecosocialist utopia. The year is 2045, and society has never been better: climate change is finally being tackled, democracy thrives, and technology serves humanity rather than enslaving it.

There's just one problem: you.

You are Harvey Huffstone, a grumpy elder who no longer fits in, and today is the last day of your life. Your final mission? Completing your bucket list before your self-scheduled euthanasia. Indulge in outdated pleasures, explore a post-post-industrial Midwest, clash with a society that's moved on without you, and maybe, just maybe, leave with fewer regrets.

• Fully voiced and fully acted!

• Open-world freedom meets classic point-and-click humor!

• Artisanally made, with locally sourced talent and no capitalist overlords!

• Hours of entertainment for leftists (and right-wingers too dumb to get it)!