Feathers? Who needs 'em.

The Plucked Pack is raw, unapologetic confidence. It’s for those who’ve seen too much, lost it all in the shower room, and came out shinier — and weirder — than ever.

With this pack you'll get access to:

• Featherless Skin: Pale, patchy, and proud. Nothing to hide, nowhere to hide it.

• Shower Towel Hat: A stylish wrap for eggs who just got out… or just gave up.

• Toothbrush: Just a toothbrush. Totally normal. Definitely not suspicious. Don’t ask.

Warning: May cause increased breeze sensitivity and awkward stares in the yard.