Welcome to X – a totally normal, definitely safe, absolutely not-haunted boarding school.

Here, students split into “houses,” but instead of studying, they:

• Electrocute each other for “science,”

• Freeze doors shut instead of using keys,

• And fence with actual blades during recess, because “safety first” is just a suggestion.

And yes, there’s a monster in the halls. Will it catch you? Absolutely. Probably while you’re busy scrolling your phone or looking at the wallpaper.

The goal? Survive classes you never enrolled in, avoid being monster food, and maybe graduate. (Spoiler: you won’t.)

Features

• “The X” – a normal X. Just… walking. Don’t ask.

• Magical abilities: zap, freeze, and generally ruin someone’s day.

• NPCs with actual routines (they spar, study, and ignore you just like your real classmates).

• Cloudy gothic vibes™ (sunlight costs extra DLC).

• Graphics presets from “Potato” to “Nuclear Reactor.”

P.S. – This is definitely not based on any streaming giant’s spooky school show. We checked with our lawyer. He cried.