In a time of innovation and technological breakthrough, you somehow find yourself stuck with the world's oldest PC, equipped with the world's worst editing software. And after recently joining the ranks of the unemployed, you are left with little choice but to make money online in the best way you can think of: taking strangers' photo editing commissions.

Edit commissions!

Complete wacky photo editing commissions from (very normal) internet strangers. Give them hair! Erase their exes! The only thing stopping you is your imagination. And maybe the limitations of the editing software.

Uncover the lives of your commissioners!

Chat with your commissioners as you procrastinate your photo edits. Maybe sending them a thoughtful message will help your final payout...