Dr. Jeremy Bones — not a real doctor — thought he’d hit rock bottom. Then a massive boulder named Gary started chasing him. As they do.

In Rock Bottom, you’ll dash through an endless gauntlet of well timed jumps, deadly spikes, poison darts, bats, and collectible coins ( for a museum, presumably ), all while confronting the slow, unavoidable realisation that you cannot outrun life’s problems — or Gary — forever.

How long can you survive?
Probably not long.