No jumping. No running. Just type to climb!

Slingshot with arms of rubber and slide by the power of being covered in butter.

Get GORGE! Collect cosmetics to become the world's cutest Goblin, but in your own way.

Other Features:

• Hidden secrets in very secret places (yes, check the open window)

• There is also a real tear-jerker of a love story.

• A goblin guide offering extremely applicable advice to absolutely no one.

• A protagonist with a bum so fair that Snow White would pale

• Press space bar to fart! WOW! This is some triple-A realism!