For centuries, brave men have pushed back The Darkness with humanity's most ancient weapon.

Now it's your turn.

Your grandfather has died and left you a letter, starting your journey in the legendary Golden Order.

Meanwhile, in the depths of our modern world, Dark Beings are proliferating, waiting for the right opportunity to sneak out and finally conquer back the world.

Master the ancient art of the dongercopter, precision stream physics, defend the Porcelain Throne from escalating threats, and unravel the conspiracy your grandfather died protecting.

The creatures are getting smarter. The Order is watching... and your bladder won't last forever.

Key features

• The most advanced donger simulation yet, using our revolutionary P.E.N.O.R. physics system

• Accurate bladder simulation

• Several skins for your penis

• Tight penis-based combat against The Darkness

• Chugging liquids and wearing items