Congratulations!
Your application has been accepted and you are now an IHA Sales Associate.
There's just one problem.
You never applied in the first place...

Navigate the corporate labyrinth while trying to uncover the mystery of your unlawful employment. Do you keep your mouth shut and secure your future or burn it all down around you?

Customer Disservice is a fast-paced soul-crushing hostile work environment game designed to put your minimum wage skills to the test. Using the information provided in your handbook, determine what sales are allowed or disallowed by company policy and enforce appropriately. You'll find yourself avoiding the ire of your bosses, fending off viruses, and maybe on the wrong side of a disgruntled customer's pistol. Do you have what it takes to survive in this dog-eat-dog world of profit margins and efficiency?

Welcome to the IHA. Work for all. Work for one.