One morning when I woke up, I found out both of my hands had turned into machine vibrators.
I covered my arms to hide this from other people, but Misa from the public morals department took offense at this and called me to see her. I asked her to let me off the hook, but she wouldn't listen.
In order to silence her, I brought the full power of my machine vibrators to bear!

[From DLsite English]