Your classmate Taira, who just happens to be a Tyrannosaurs Rex, dropped and broke his ukulele at a performance you encouraged him to give. You’ve decided to invite him to the music store to pick out a new one at your expense. Things turned awkward at the music store. Taira insisted that I let him pay for the ukulele, but I stood firm: after all, I wanted to support him in his musical journey. Taira didn’t see it that way.

[from an article by Rachel Edidin on Wired]