Does February 14th have you feeling lovestruck and lost?
We have opened a wonderful medicine store for people like you.
From the school gardens, head down the south hallway to the green door.
Turn the doorknob four times to the right, twice left, then right three more times.
Head through all the way to the back and you'll find another door. Ring the bell twice and recite the password.
"If you do―― the door to the society where the mysteries of spiritual tinctures handed down from the heavens are solved and sipped...... Or, moreover! The door to the society where one may yearningly worship Diz-senpai shall be opened to you!"
"That society being the Medicine Research Interest Group. And that door being the literal, non-metaphorical door to the room."
"Yes!"

Cocotte Morphium and her beloved Senpai, Diz Blackwidow, have opened a magical medicine store for Valentine's Day.
Will their love potions and aphrodisiacs be able to help their classmates find true love?
Will they find true love themselves?