"There's no way that would happen. It's porn logic—that's what it is!"

Karl was drinking with his teammate and rival Derrick, complaining about the porn he’d watched that day. A wife cheating in five days—how ridiculous. He found it so preposterous, in fact, that he was ready to bet on it. What he wasn’t ready for, though, was putting his money where his mouth was: "Let’s test it on your girlfriend then."

[From Steam]