"Hello and welcome everyone! --- I'm Chigusa Atsumi, host of this fine and funny event."
"And I'm Haru-chan. What are we doing today, Chi-chan?"
"A comedy celestial."
"You mean to say a comedy special, right?"
"Yeah, if you want to suck all the fun out of it."
"That's more mature."
"It's more mature, yes."
"So anyway, where do we start?"
"Our first batter is a duo of up-and-coming young talents."
"I wonder what they're like!"
"That's what I'm excited to see as well! --- I don't think anyone knows about this duo yet."
"Be still my heart. Right, Chi-can, let's get under way."
"Ladies and gentleman, give it up for our first performers: Keita!"

[From DLsite English]